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Joke's
I enjoy jokes, and I'd like to place some good ones I hear, or make up here...

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I watered my fake plants, but...
They still haven't grown yet! :'-(

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Cookie Monster called me the other day,
He said his Internet was running real slow...
I told him to try Deleting his Cookies,
and he yelled in the Phone these exact words :

"What?! You Insanely stupid shmuck!!"

Cookie Monster doesn't talk to me anymore.

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I got a new Mouse for my Computer!
It's called "Mighty Mouse"...
But, I don't believe it's a Super Hero

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Private: Sir! I think our radar's been jammed
General: What do you mean?
Private: Well, I've lost the Sweeps the Beeps, and the Bloops
2nd Private: That's not the only thing he's lost (whispering to his buddy)

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I got my Hair checked for Lice today.
I don't have Lice. That's the good news!
I have Centipede's :-)

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I sware doctor!
I don't know what your talking about...
My baby is perfectly fine, the cutest thing ever!

Picture to Complete Joke : (http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/8_ugly_people.jpg)

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My heart is against violence, my mind is not.
Unfortunately for you, I left my heart in my other pair of Levi's

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