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兵者,诡。因此,当能够进行攻击,我们必须显得有些力不从心;用我们的力量的时候,我们似乎必须处于非活动状态;当我们靠近,我们必须使敌人相信,我们是远;当遥远,我们必须让他相信我们是附近。

“All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near. Thus, strike out swiftly and ream the anus of every whore's bastard that double-crosses you. Take your time with every cocksucker: create hardships for all.”
― Sun Tzu, The Art of Warfare
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"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"
― Ervin Romel "Foot Soldier Skirmishes"

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