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adayofjoy

Heavy Trooper

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Troopers are red,
Raiders are blue,
A DFA's coming,
And we're all screwed.

Casaubon

Tank

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No route through those mountains no airlift above, leaving harbor on a sub that never dove.

entregreeneur

Raider

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A tinker, a tailor, a trooper. A butcher, a baker, a DFA crater maker.

Darkbee

Berserker

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On top of old Smokey,
a raider did dart.
A DFA saw him and
tore him apart.

It aimed for a trooper,
he was certainly dead.
The DFA fired
and blew off his head.

Along came a heavy
to ruin the day,
he shot at the arty
and blew him away.

You might be the biggest,
you might be the best.
but meet the wrong target,
you're as dead as the rest.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 07/01/2014 13:36:01

Daithi

Raider

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There was a trooper called Ed.
Who had shrapnel land on his head.
They used DFA, to keep destroyers at bay.
That's how Blue beat Red.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 09/01/2014 15:50:21

Juffe

Raider

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Inspired by Daithi above, I will make an entry belonging to the genre of cynical realism:

Blue moved first, then moved Red,
That's how Blue beat Red.

McMonster

Tank

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and riffing off the same theme (sing it like a cheerleader chant)...

balanced maps are the key
to pleasurable experiences wee
just ask stirling to fix the FTA
and make a new version we all can play!